The latest mortgage crisis victim

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Awww.  Michael Jackson’s “Neverland Ranch” looks like it may be going on the public auction block.

I bet it will fetch a pretty penny.  I mean, who wouldn’t want a fully stocked “jesus juice” cellar and an amusement park featuring the “Its a small, small penis” ride?

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4 Responses to The latest mortgage crisis victim

  1. Ron says:

    Remember how Willie Wonka gave his chocolate factory to Charlie because an adult would just ruin it and bring sadness to the Oompa Loompas?

    What will happen to the children if Michael Jackson can’t keep on top of things? The whole place will go down the hole.

    Sphincter.

  2. cb says:

    Ew. Michael Jackson “on top of things”. EW.

  3. Mark says:

    Rumor has it that Bruce Willis is interested. Should make a fun ‘back yard’ for his kids when they come to visit.

    Mark 🙂

  4. Jason says:

    I just hope they scrape all the MJ spackel off the walls in the playroom (aka bedroom) before the auction. Ick.

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