Vicious Pandas


Panda at Beijing Zoo attacks teenage boy

Bear rips chunks from boy’s legs after 15-year-old jumps into exercise area

BEIJING – A male panda at the Beijing Zoo once bitten by a drunken tourist attacked a teenager, ripping chunks out of the boy’s legs, officials and a newspaper said Tuesday.

The 15-year-old had jumped over a 4-foot, 7-inch barrier surrounding an outdoor exercise area for pandas on Monday afternoon while 8-year-old Gu Gu and another bear were being fed.

Keepers who were in the exercise area at the time broke up the attack, which lasted two or three minutes, Zhang said. They managed to lure Gu Gu away from Li, Zhang said, explaining that the pandas have been trained to obey keepers’ commands.

The panda enclosure operated normally after the attack, the official said. Gu Gu was seen snacking on bamboo later in the afternoon.


Hmmm- I guess its true what they say.  After eating Chinese, you ARE hungry an hour later.

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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8 Responses to Vicious Pandas

  1. Howard says:

    Buh-dum — tssssh!

  2. Gavin says:

    What, pray tell, are we looking at in your new header photo? I know I lack knowledge of the female anatomy but this has me baffled.

  3. joe to hell says:


    i just had a few drinks. you know the point where it could go into a sad depressive state OR it could go giddy? well, you sent me giddy with that last line. HAHAHAHAHAGH

  4. RG says:

    Are you channeling my dead old man with these bad puns?

  5. Thomas says:

    The image, I believe is the Jeff Koons statue of Shitney Smears giving birth. Am I right? Did I win?

  6. cb says:

    Yup, its an artist rendition of Brit-brit giving birth to Sean Preston. you can see him crowning. Ew.

  7. dirkmancuso says:

    Words fail me…both on that last line and the banner pic.

    Mother of Gawd.

  8. Thomas says:

    Maybe it’s just a big Britney rosebud after being fisted.

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