The Construction Worker always was my favorite…

I found my new ‘daddy’ today at work.  His name is Jeff and I am smitten. 

I kept staring at him while trying to think of what he reminded me of.  Basically he is a perfect characature of a typical “construction worker”.  To give you a rough (VERY rough) idea of what he sort of looks like, here is a pic of my favorite of theVillage People:

vp.jpg

Only instead of this, picture bigger shoulders, salt and pepper hair, a thinner moustache, blue eyes, thick ropey forearms with veins, bigger biceps, darker and thicker chest hair, a package that could qualify as ‘cargo’, and a handshake that could crush a steel girder.

Jeff, I got one thing to say:

holy fuckin’ woof.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

5 Responses to The Construction Worker always was my favorite…

  1. voenixrising says:

    If this is David Hodo, it’s just SAD, honey. I know we all age and lose our looks, but in ’78 he was just SMOKIN’ hot!

  2. RG says:

    You’re just going to spontaneously combust one of these days from pent-up sexual energy. Just don’t pull a Larry Craig in the office restroom, Mkay?

  3. Zack says:

    I’m beginning to see why you moved to Minneapolis.

  4. Donnie says:

    Dammit! Now all I hear in my head is “Macho Man”. You’re killing me, CB!

  5. JunkThief says:

    Hey, I can’t believe you missed the chance to make reference to his power tools, so I will.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s