This I believe…

Sleeveless shirts may be fashion-backward, but look hot as hell on the right machine operator.

The same goes for wife beater tank tops.

All the hottest, youngest, beefiest guys work on 2nd shift.

The hot first-shift guys must all work in the department where I was LAST week.

Its been YEARS since I’ve heard the term “a cunt hair”- used to describe how far out of wack something is, and I want to resurrect this phrase.

Everyone is exceedingly nice here. Almost TOO nice. Its eerie. Almost ‘children of the corn’ eerie.

Panera makes a damn good birthday coffee cake- and its even better when its just brought in by the department because its your birthday.

The sound a tattoo gun makes really IS the soundtrack to hell— but in a good way.

Kyle gives good birthday prezzies.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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7 Responses to This I believe…

  1. John says:

    Sleeveless shirts are fashion-backward? God, I’m such a bad fag. I like ’em in the summer because it’s fucking hot out, the sun is beating down, and they help smooth out the farmer’s tan.

    But then on a typical day nobody sees me but a dog.

  2. John says:

    And I just noticed that my URL was wrong on my comment. Oopsie.

  3. RG says:

    Historically, it’s the really nice ones that are kinky in bed. Even the “Children of the Corn” nice ones.

  4. 9thwave says:

    cunt-hair. not worth bringing back. too crass, even for you 🙂

    and we can exchange the prezzie if you’d like.

  5. Zack says:

    So things are going well, I take it? (Or maybe if they were really going well, YOU would be taking it … )

  6. Kev in NZ says:

    I bet all the guys in the factory are thinking the same about you Cb. They all want your mouthbabies but are afraid to ask!

    In fact i reckon the guy next to you almost shot when YOU bent down.

    Have fun with them mate,
    Kev in NZ

  7. Dave says:

    You know what else is a good expression? “Higher than giraffe pussy.”

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