Hot Hunk Haiku #1

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Goofy, crazy Kyle

I’ve crushed on you for eight years

What I wouldnt’ do….

This is a (not so good as it turns out) picture of Kyle– the straight boy that I work with that I’ve had a crush on forever.  Today he flashed me his nipple through my office window and then laughed and laughed about it.

I think it was sort of his ‘going away present’ to me.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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6 Responses to Hot Hunk Haiku #1

  1. Kevin says:

    You need to get that nipple before you leave.

  2. Red Seven says:

    Oh, straight guys are so goddamn FUNNY, aren’t they??!!

    (We hate you, Kyle! Not really, but … y’know …)

  3. Kev in NZ says:

    Flashed his nipple at you…….dam it dont you wish it was his cock!?

    Kev in NZ

  4. RG says:

    Got to love the goofy straight boys.

  5. Donnie says:

    Goofy straight boys are so funny! I have one in my class and he’s a great guy.

  6. voenixrising says:

    I LOVE straight guys who are comfortable enough with their own sexuality to goof around with you. It’s the ultimate tease, but both parties know it’s done in good fun, so no harm is done. Of course, I sometimes wonder how much of the “fun” is deadly serious… (fantasizing about a couple guys I work with)

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