Sir, do you mind not poking your penis at my face?

Have you ever found yourself dunk and in a dark corner of a seedy bar making out with a sorta-hot daddy when you both decide you’d like to know what the other one’s dick would feel like in your mouth so you look around and since noboby is really paying much attention and there is a good buffer of people blocking any view you decide to let him go down on you for a time and then after a few minutes you decide that its your turn so you go down for a few minutes and you are really getting into it because its big and uncut when suddenly you feel another cock poking at your face and you open your eyes and look up only to realize that there is now an audience watching you work so you hastily stand up and zip up and decide its time to get another beer?

 Well… have you?  Because I haven’t.

In the past six days.

Ahem.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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11 Responses to Sir, do you mind not poking your penis at my face?

  1. Tony says:

    I am much too ladylike to have ever found myself in the old Eagle in Boston, having some complete muscle daddy dropping my pants in the line to the mens room and doing me while I waited.

    I would never allow such a thing to happen and I am relieved to hear that you adhere to the same high standards CB.

    And if such a thing HAD ever happened I would never be so cheap as to think it was one of the hottest things that had happened in my then young life. Especially not the way that he pinned me against the wall while he gave my willy a vigorous tongue bath. Not that that ever happened.

  2. Kevin says:

    Nope. No idea what that would be like.

    Honestly.

    No idea.

    WHAT?!?!?!?

  3. Donnie says:

    In a perfect Scarlett O’Hara(Vivien Leigh) accent…..“Oh my, I DO declare!”

  4. RG says:

    Tony – sshhhhhhhh!

  5. Mark says:

    Must have been at the Eagle or Heretic. Wish, now I would have been there!!!

  6. Jim says:

    If I had a nickel for everytime I had that happen, I would have 75 cents.

    Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.

  7. Kev in NZ says:

    You are a stud!

    I’ve had it happen a couple of times…..but im not saying where or when!?

    Kev in NZ

  8. voenixrising says:

    Let’s just say it has NOT happened since I arrived in Phoenix five years ago. Prior to that, in SF, is another story altogether…

  9. Bryan says:

    Yeah, that never happened to me either. Well, almost, but never when I didn’t want it to…well, almost never..

    love the blog, btw!

  10. Jason says:

    Such a floosie. I love it!!

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