Mama’s Little Helper

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I’ve only recently discovered the whole “room odorizer” thing.  And while I’m not a big advocate of it, I have actually purchased a bottle of it before.  For experimentation purposes only, you understand.

What I’ve learned is that they work REALLY well if you leave them in, say, a pants pocket and then do laundry.  And then when they are tumbling about in the dryer they burst open.  They sort of live up to the “room odorizer” name then.

I’m not sayin’… I’m just sayin’.

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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6 Responses to Mama’s Little Helper

  1. Gavin says:

    Or you leave them in the car on a hot summer day…and yes, I was cleaning the heads of my VCR in the back seat of my car.

  2. Kevin says:

    So just wondering, did the ass of all your pants loosen up in that load of laundry?

  3. Dave says:

    You’re lucky your pants didn’t just burst into flames. Again.

  4. brettcajun says:

    I don’t do poppers. I’d rather sniff a body part on you.

  5. Donnie says:

    I’ve never had the pleasure of trying “Mama’s little helper” even though I’m prone to huffing.

  6. RG says:

    Try getting them in your eye on the dance floor – IT BUUUUUUUUURNS!

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