Volleyball Conversation

This is a transcription of a conversation I had with a guy I play volleyball with.  We’ll call him “nick”.

cb:  Nick, do you listen to Rufus Wainwright?

nick:  Yeah, some.  Its not really my thing, but he’s ok.

cb: … because I’m SO crushing on his new CD right now!  Seriously crushing on it.

nick:  You don’t mean that you love it PHYSICALLY, do you?

cb:  well, the hole’s a BIT small

 (snickering by both)

cb:  naw-  I just love the music

nick:  becuase I just read an article about people who develop unnatural attachments to inanimate objects.

cb:  you mean that they ‘love’ these objects or LOVE love these objects?

nick:  its a rare psychological condition, but these people actually fall IN LOVE with things- not people

cb:  are the objects shaped appropriately to what the people want, like slots and tabs,  or is it just anything

nick:  Oh, it can apparently be anything…

cb:  like, me suddenly saying that I LOVE my toaster….. no wait…. that still has, you know… slots

(both snicker again)

cb:  OOOhhh- ok.  Or how about I’m in love with my stereo… you know… like, um… my RECEIVER!

(both bust out laughing for extended period)

nick:  dude, that was SO Freudian!

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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4 Responses to Volleyball Conversation

  1. Kev in NZ says:

    Hey sexy
    I see you are safely installed into WordPress. Have a great night.

    Kev in NZ

  2. brettcajun says:

    Ha Ha! Funny CB! Your posts always either interest me or intrigue me. I laugh a lot when I read your posts. Thanks for brightening my day. 😉

  3. Kevin says:

    Ha ha ha … you called him Nick. You kill me. 🙂

  4. Donnie says:

    ROFLMAO! Thank you SO much for this, CB. 😀

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