Hot Man Haiku # 86


Blossom’s L’il Joey
He got bald and he got buff
Whoa! He got HOT. Whoa!

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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12 Responses to Hot Man Haiku # 86

  1. Six Shooter says:

    I remember him.
    He was cute but now he’s HOT!
    Still dumb as a post.

  2. cb says:

    Perfect eighties hair
    Shoulder length and feathered back
    Bald is the new ‘black’

  3. Six Shooter says:

    Perfect shav-ed head
    So smooth and slick to the touch
    as he sucks me off.

  4. cb says:

    Check out that toe point
    Those pants make him look so thin
    His ass says ‘fuck me’

  5. cb says:

    Check out that toe point
    Those pants make him look so thin
    His ass says ‘fuck me’

  6. Six Shooter says:

    Rip that shirt right off
    Love to watch him strut and sweat
    Let me lick his pits

  7. cb says:

    Always with the sweat
    So focused on the licking
    you are one sick pup

  8. Six Shooter says:

    You love it, don’t lie.
    Makes you want me even more.
    Want to take my load.

  9. Ms Bees Knees says:

    oh MY!!! i feel as if i’ve accidently stumbled into a sort of homosexual word dance-off or something here… **backs away quietly**

    WHOA!!

  10. Anonymous says:

    OK – do I need to get the hose out?

    Ray

  11. cb says:

    Ray from chicago
    Dear, sweet, chocolate covered Ray
    please get your ‘hose’ out

  12. Derek says:

    I saw him in a hot movie the other day where he played a buff commando robot, can’t believe how hot he turned out.

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