I Shaved My Head Last Night


So last night I got a bit bored and decided to mix things up a bit. I figured shaving my head would do just that.

I’ve done lots of different things with my hair in the past. Grown my bangs down to my chin (college). Buzzed it. Flat topped it. Parted it (middle and side). Bleached it blonde. Dyed it black. Mohawked it. FAUXhawked it. Spiked it. Slicked it. Moussed it. Shagged it. You name it, I’ve done it.

Except shaving it completely off.

Until now.

A couple thoughts on the shaving of the head:

Its not as hard to do as it looks.
It takes awhile to do it.
There’s LOTS of stubble spots.
It feels odd to have the razor running over your scalp.
It is insanely difficult to shave behind and right at the top of your ear.
Its oddly liberating.
Wind and water passing over my scalp now give me a funny feeling ‘down there’

Of course, now I think I look like a bizarre Andre Agassi or one of those evil Dr. Hugo doll heads from the 70’s. Perhaps a cross between the two.

This is gonna be fun for awhile. Plus its gonna freak out my bitch of a boss.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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5 Responses to I Shaved My Head Last Night

  1. Six Shooter says:

    Me likey.

  2. Ray says:

    Yeah – I get the Andre part…which is a compliment, I think he’s a good looking man (better without than with the hair).

    You should have saved the hair for the toilet.

    Ray

  3. 9W aka 9thWave aka Nthwave says:

    ummm.. copy cat.

    things:

    1) does this mean i can stop sending you free product?

    2) i can shave my head completly and without stubble spots in about 5 minutes

  4. Six Shooter says:

    Sorry for having to correspond via your comments section, but I don’t know a better way to reach you.

    >Liptons Peach Iced Tea
    Hate tea. Sorry. HATE it.

    >Fresca Citrus Peach
    Haven’t had Fresca in eons. I’ll give it a shot. But if it tastes like feet, you’re a dead man.

  5. Six Shooter says:

    Sorry … did I mention how sexy I think that hair at the base of your neck is?

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