Failure to Launch…

… My counter “offensive”, that is.

I had an offer last night to, erm, have some fun. In my bedroom. Around 10 pm or so.

Loudly.

I was sorta looking forward to it. Not just for the obvious reasons, but also to make an announcement of sorts to my neighbors.

A proclamation, if you will. With lots of profanity and exclamations.

But alas– plans fell through. No fun was had, and I ended up in bed… alone… except for Phoebe and my iPad.

The good news is that when plans fell through, we made tentative secondary plans for this weekend. Possibly including a sleepover replete with opportunities for annoyingly loud homo buttsex in the wee hours.

Karma-diddily-ho, good neighbors.

Of course, my track record with this gent hasn’t been the greatest, so I’m not counting any chickens just yet.

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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2 Responses to Failure to Launch…

  1. Chip says:

    I don’t like to hear my neighbors having sex, and vice-versa. Just me, I guess.

  2. jeff says:

    do you cam?

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