Did you know that in Minnesota there is a museum entirely dedicated to SPAM?
It’s true! It’s in Austin (southern part of the state).
I’ve never been, but I hear its a real, erm, treat. I’m always tempted to stop, but more often than not I’m just whizzing by at 74 mph trying to get home.
Anyway, on the drive back from Iowa this past weekend, I took note of one of their clever billboards:
Look closer:
I totally need this on a t-shirt.


I DON’T LIKE SPAM! (monty python)
Surely, when anyone with an ounce of gaydar takes a gander at our beloved host, the needle instantly swings to P-I-G. The t-shirt would be redundant.
So true!!
Not to sound like my Granny, but you are a DELIGHT! I just discovered your blog a few weeks back, and am fascinated by you and your unique POV on many levels. BIG drum corps fan here, btw, ever since my first DCI, which was way back in–dare I say it?–1979 (Birmingham).
Do it! You can get it easy enough…
All I can say is O-M-G.