Of Bad Recipes and Good…
I’m still a wee bit sick, but I am indeed on the mend which is nice.
To help me feel better yesterday, I thought I’d make myself some soup for dinner. I opened my cupboard and pulled out a can of Chicken and Italian Herb soup. Here’s what the label looked like:

This soup tasted like it was simmered in someones dirty ass. Not to put too fine a point on it.
Seriously, the shit was naaaaa-staaaay!
At the store, I remember looking for a big can of chicken soup and I thought this might fit the bill. Well, it doesn’t. If you read the label it has no MSG and only 80 calories per serving. In other words, it has no taste.
And it had big, hard, fairly raw garbanzo beans in it. WTF? Who DOES that? Ewww.
So now on to GOOD recipes that have fat and cholesterol and FLAVOR!
Several folks out there commented on my post where I mentioned my Thanksgiving favorite dish– Betty Rasmussen’s Cheesy Mustard Cauliflower casserole. Requests were put in for the recipe.
Normally I would balk a bit about putting out such a gloriously simple, yet deliciously decadent recipe from the family vault. But the damn thing has been in local cookbooks (the kind that Midwesterner church-goers like to put together for fundraising).
So, without further ado: CHEESY MUSTARD CAULIFLOWER CASSEROLE
1 medium-sized head of cauliflower
1/2 cup Mayonnaise (real, not fat free or anything)
2 tsp yellow mustard (do NOT use dijon or stone ground or any weird mustard)
3/4 cup (or more) grated, sharp cheddar cheese
Cut the cauliflower into small florets and cook until just tender– do not overcook or the dish will turn out mushy! Butter up a casserole dish and spread the cauliflower inside. Combine the mayo and mustard and mix until uniform. Pour the mixture over the cauliflower. Put the cheddar cheese on top. Bake at 375 until the cheese melts.
See? Devilishly easy- and insanely tasty. Serve it up this holiday and do Ms. Rasmussen proud!
November 8, 2009 at 11:58 am
Umm, yeah….not really sure how to put this……..uncomfortable here…. but, if you open our cupboards, you’ll find that can and numerous others like it.
November 8, 2009 at 3:47 pm
One of the best things about France is the lack of “light” foods. I really never saw anything remotely like that in a grocery store; maybe there’s a law against it, as there are laws about bread. I notice that Président, a French company, sells “Brie Light” in the US. Disgusting.
November 9, 2009 at 9:47 am
Canned soup is a ‘last resort’ type of meal for me. I agree that diet soups are horrendous. I try to make a pot of homemade soup every two weeks or so and freeze some of it. Mmmm.
November 9, 2009 at 10:03 am
See, this is why I eat delicious, high-fat, high-calorie, non-nutritious crap. If you’re feeling lousy why torture yourself further? Now go order some greasy Chinese take-out and let the MSG flush the last bit of the bug you’ve caught out of your system!
November 9, 2009 at 5:06 pm
How are you supposed to cook the cauliflower in that first step? Steam
it? Does it matter?