Li’l Bastard Comix

Meh. Enjoy. And give some caption-luv for the last one.

And the winner goes commando…

Sorry I didn’t get the winning caption posted yesterday. My bad.

Once again, the Percy New Yorker brought out the best in y’all!

Mad props to Jim for the James Bond/ Pussy Galore caption. But this week I ended up going for the vulgar visuals of…

Gooster! Congrats man.

Wii-tastic!

This weekend I planned on picking up the new Wii Sports Resort game.

I got it last night instead.

And let me just say, it is chock full of the awesome!

Now, I am not a hardcore gamer- I’m casual at best. And through trial and error I have discovered that I totally dislike those “storyline” games.

I just don’t have the patience to play those epic fuckers where you have to build up points and experience and shit and it takes DAYS to play.

Eff that ess.

But the sports games- yeah. Those I like. Short timeframe. Clear goal. Winners and losers.

Me likey!

And Sports Resort has all the cleverness and fun of the original Wii sports, only more sports and more FUNNER!

And the new “motionplus” controllers? Boy howdy they are fun!

I really noticed the difference during ping pong. I used to love to play ping pong, and this wii game mimics the spins and shots I used to do.

Top spin, back spin, slices, curves– I can put English on that damn ball like nobody’s business!

Another gem is the archery game. It is deceptively difficult and highly addictive. You actually mimic holding the bow and release of the arrow.

And the wakeboarding is a blast- doing jumps and tricks for points.

And frisbee dog is just cool. You aim for targets and the dog chases and catches the frisbee for points! It’s hard but adorable!

And the sword fighting? Sheer brilliance! I’m undefeated at it so far.

And there is so much more! Golf, frisbee golf, skydiving, slalom skiing, basketball, bowling, plane dogfights, etc.

If you have a Wii, and like the sports games, I highly recommend picking up a copy!

Things that make me giggle…

Looks like Kermie enjoys a good porking…

Why-ku Wednesday

I’ve decided a new blog segment is in order. I’m calling it “Why-ku Wednesday”– mainly because WTF-ku doesn’t work as well.

The goal is to use a haiku/senryu format to highlight some “why” moment.

This is my first one:

Pepto Abyssmal
Murano in pig lipstick
Better get Maaco

Euphemisms for Testicles

And I’m talking the whole aparatus down there. Give me some ideas! Here’s a list to get you going:

Balls
Nuts
Berries
Sack
Scrotal unit
Punching bag
Speed bag
Ye olde creamery
Sperm factory
Doh-nuts
Naughty bits
Eggs
Footballs
Little Boys
Nibs
Bollocks
Peanuts (or pee-nuts)
Grapes
Raisins (for the less fortunate)

A Dad Weekend

My father came to the cities for a visit this past weekend. And we had a good time.

As it was recently his birthday (and because I was looking for another opportunity to see them) I took him to Cirque du Soleil on Friday night.

He was very impressed.

His favorite act was the contortionists. But he also enjoyed the juggler and others.

We stayed up late afterward watching HGTV.

Then alarm-dad woke me up at 7:30 am on Saturday. This was after I spent a sleepless night on the couch.

(I only have a one bedroom place, so he gets my bedroom when he comes).

We hit the farmers market and then grabbed lunch at a terrific deli called the Cheeky Monkey. It’s now made my “good restaurant” list.

Then we hit Stillwater for Lumberjack Days.

What a clusterfuck of drunk rednecks and traffic. And baby strollers.

Overall, Lumberjack Days was a bit disappointing. It was a bit low on hot lumberjack talent.

Plus it’s really hard to cruise guys with your dad around.

Later I took dad to Ngon for Vietnamese fusion cuisine. He enjoyed it- it was sort of a late birthday dinner.

The rest of our time we spent watching movies and playing Wii sports.

All in all it was a pretty good weekend. But I’m tired as fuck today because of the lack of sleep.

Damn couch.

Li’l Bastard Comix (Shitty Titty Gang Bang edition)

Well, it’s that time folks! Have a great weekend and don’t forget to caption the last one!

I’ve given you a delicious New Yorker cartoon this week. Enjoy!!

Winner winner chicken dinner!

This was a GOOOOOD week from y’all! I give you a naughty comic and you don’t fail to disappoint!

I loved the entrants about the stick breaking, using butter flavor crisco, and square anal beads.

But the winner this week was Dustin! After all, who doesn’t love an “Airplane!” reference.

Cavalier Update

The drum and bugle corps season is in it’s final weeks, and my Cavaliers are sitting in a tenuous 2nd right now.

Fuck.

Blue Devils remain undefeated and are outscoring everyone by over a point.

Double fuck.

And the Cadets AND Carolina Crown have stellar shows and are totally knocking on the Cavies back door.

Triple fuck (with a snort because of the back door comment).

I will say that I am STILL loving the Cavaliers music and program this year. And I am following them on Twitter, where I get Tweetmic sound bites!

All i can say is Wow!! And SPLOOIE!

Anyway, The Finals are August 8th this year. Will it be enough time to catch and pass the Devils?

Will the Cadets pull ahead with their warhorse of a show?

Or will Crown be the dark horse and pull off a major upset?

Stay tuned!