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Li’l Bastard Comix (celebrity death edition)

June 26, 2009

Here are the comix this week. Hope I get a few “too soons” from ya!

And remember to bastardize that last one– what’s little Billy asking his mum?

Enjoy.

24 comments

  1. Clearly Latoya’s plan to secretly kill her brother and take his place unbeknownst to the rest of the world failed.

    Too soon?


  2. He told me “Wrap your hand around Mr. Winkie and Push and Pull.”


  3. “From what I hear you can play pocket pool, too.”


  4. I give it 6 months before reports come in that people have spotted him alive at various Chuckie Cheeses.

    Yeah I really am going to hell


  5. “Give Michaels Nose Back Betch!”


  6. The “rape allegations” one is priceless!


  7. I cut holes in my pockets so I could have something to play with.


  8. With Michael gone now all us kids are breathing a sigh of relief.


  9. “Mom, just have to say, you clash.”


  10. “Actually, I have pretty good self esteem for a chubby bottom.”


  11. Now who’s gonna blow Bubbles?


  12. So Ma….word on the street is, you eat more ass than anal cancer.

    (way too soon, even for me, can’t help myself)


  13. But I didn’t ask you about the birds and the bees I asked what Daddy was doing to Dolly.


  14. I guess I won’t be going back to Neverland Ranch.


  15. But Mommy, Michael wasn’t green. He was remade with plastic so that means he will live in the ground forever. Don’t you watch those, “Now you know?” you stupid cunt.


  16. They said Michael Jackson died from food poisoning from eating a 9 year old wiener.


  17. “mommy, michael wants me and the other boys to form a daisy chain. what’s that?”


  18. I guess Michael had to beat it.


  19. “Mom. I have a sore throat. Does this look like vitiligo to you?”


  20. Okay, guess which hand….


  21. “Botox much?”


  22. If you want to adopt one of his kids you better hurry before Madona and Angela snatch them all up.


  23. Madonna and Angelina. Damn iPhone :)


  24. “Putting your balls in the hole doesn’t have anything to do with golf.”



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