
Goodbye, Lego.
December 1, 2008When I was home for the holidays, I finally told my mother that she should go ahead and get rid of some of my old toys.
She’s been keeping all sorts of toys and such from my childhood for such a long time because I never have the room (nor the inclination) to take posession of them all. I have tonka trucks, and matchbox cars, laser tag, and lots and lots of legos.
I’m keeping the matchbox cars… especially the ones from Lesney, England. Those were always my favorites.
Anyway, she lives in a neighborhood with some newer families. Families with children. Across the street there is a new couple just getting on their feet and they have a young son who is just in 1st grade. And as luck would have it, he absolutely LOVES lego. My mother asked the couple if they might perhaps like a few lego sets. And with the economy being what it is, the pair was more than grateful to take my old lego sets so they’d have more to put under the tree this year.
The kid is gonna make out like a ruddy bandit!
Here are some of the kits I’m parting with…
Some of these are expert builder sets, some are just shit I built out of plain blocks.
This was my absolute FAVORITE lego thing… EVER. I LOVED this space ship. We had many adventures (and battles) together. I blew this ship up, and reassembled it so many times, that I was able to build it from memory after I had lost all the directions.
This is the first “expert builder” set I ever got. The helicopter rotor turns with the hand crank, and the steering “sticks” change the pitch of the blades. It’s all very fancy. But not as fancy as…
This was my SECOND expert builder set. This car is like a foot and a half long. The steering wheel works the front wheels, and the rear wheels actually turn the pistons over in the engine block! What’s more, the gear shift knob actually shifts between two different gears, low and high.
SO insanely complex, and actually sorta shows you how rack and pinion steering and pistons and shit work in an engine.
Sigh.
My parents thought the “space lego” sets were excessive, so they weren’t ready to buy me any “medieval” sets. That was far too extravagant. Plus I was growing “out” of legos at that point. But it didn’t stop me from making my own castle (replete with arrow slits and drawbride) out of my basic blocks sets.
But I didn’t stop there:
Not content with just a regular monolithic structure, I hinged the backside, and built sort of a “barbie dream castle”. With stairs and a trap door in the top floor. Yeah, I was a geeky child.
But GOD I had so much fun playing with these simple little blocks! Being an only child, I sorta had to make my own fun a lot of the time. And Legos really helped in that respect.
I would sit in my room, think about what I wanted to build, design the structure in my mind, and then begin crafting it. I spent HOURS building cities, and space ships, and boats, and trucks, and racecars, and creatures… gosh, anything and everything I could think of.
I was never lonely with my legos and I remember the time spent with them very fondly.
Now all of these (and a couple more sets not pictured, as well as a huge bag of lego basic blocks) are going to this kid across the street so that he’ll have a very merry Christmas. I truly hope he gets as much enjoyment out of them as I did!
I think I was meant to wait until this year before giving them up, too. So that they would go to a good home and not just into a Goodwill bin. And although I’m just the teensiest bit sad to let go, I’m okay with it.
It’s time to work on building other things now.







Very cool, and far more entertaining than a Wii or whatever. Big diff between building whatever your imagination delivers vs. some prepackaged experience that never lets you stray outside the box.
That’s a lucky kid who gets those. I would have loved that castle when I was a boy – too cool. Although you were obviously more clever/nerdy/old than me. My ‘creations’ never looked that good…
I used to love lego when I was young too. I don’t even know what happened to all my lego, but if I had it now I would still not part with it. Some kid will indeed be very lucky to get this huge haul of Lego. Your very kind as well as sexy
wow. you even get flirted with on a non-sexual post such as this. damn man, spread the wealth.
speaking of, outstanding gift for the kid across the way… lego if truly one of the great toys a kid can have.
i loved mine, but never created anything as grand as what you did. you were the advanced classes at school wern’t ya?
Hell….I have two sisters who are really big whores and have a million kids, so all my toys are long friggin gone. Giving them to the little boy across the street is very friggin cool. Your creativity will live on my friend….
I have the ski truck thing lol.
It’s one thing to build from a kit with a set of directions, but it’s another to build from scratch. Bravo on that castle; it’s fun and impressive and neat!
Very cool, CB. I am sure the kid will have a great time with them.
As for the Matchbox cars, I wish I still had the ones we got as kids. The old ones from England were very cool.
As a kid I used to love anything you could build, be it Lego, Meccano or model kits. My Lego prowess however pales in comparison to your efforts! I wish I still had mine, but like you I haven’t the room to house it, so over time it’s been distributed amongst my nephews. Same thing with my matchbox cars, and even though they aren’t my old favorites I’ve started buying them again and I still play with them some nights before I go to bed, doing burnouts on the carpet!
Legos are soooo expensive now, I’m glad someone else could get the pleasure out of it.
I remember LEGO’s when I was a kid. Great memories! Thanks.
I loved Legos! But, having older brothers who loved to torture me, just as soon as I finished building something, one of them would usually come along and kick it into thousands of pieces.
Still I did manage to have fun once I learned to hide my creations. LOL
Ooooh! I was just thrown down memory lane! I had that exact same spaceship… and several others… and maedieval sets, which I proceeded to bastardise and combine to build all sorts of stuff my mind came up with. Hours and hours of fun. I was an only child too… I never was really taken with the “expert sets” for some reason. Dad was a mechanic; I had real “toys” to play with in that regard.
And then when I was in university, I brought the paper box that contained my lego to rez; friends and I had fun for a couple evenings… and then never touched them again. They had lost their pizzaz as a young adult. I don’t regret them, as they found a good home too: I had a young cousin at the time who inherited the whole box. I don’t know what he did with them, but he works in the construction business!
Timeless gift even in a time of electronic gadgets. You’re a good man to give another kid a chance at those same memories and chance to be creative.
Those creations are so macho. Who’d a thunk it?