Proper Shit-iquette
July 12, 2008Here is my latest video post. Sorry for the length (I try to keep them under 5 minutes). But I think the topic was important enough to warrant the extra time.
Hope you enjoy. Oh, and it’s MSFW (most safe for work– I do swear some).
something anonymous about it – like sex. hhaahhahaahhahahahahahahahaha
seriously, it is shocking how many people dont know these simple rules
but what IS that slit in the seat in the public bathrooms if it isnt a piss line?
I love your ninety different was of nonchalantly referring to deuces.
Finally someone is speaking out about America’s dirty little secret…poor shit-equette! If I have to witness one more stall beating at the hands of an angry cripple, I swear I am going to stop having anonymous sex in airport restrooms.
Thank you for speaking out.
You are funny! Here are the Girls’ Rules of Public Pooping from a blog post a long time ago:
http://redstapler23.blogspot.com/2006/05/rules-of-poop.html
I have another rule… while you are evacuating, please don’t pick your nose and wipe it on the side of the stall like some kind of trophy… That is so gross, not too mention soooooo not hygienic.
Thank you for this. Especially the pissing-in-the-stall part. The only, ONLY justifiable use of the stall for draining your bladder is if you’re sharing that stall with one or two others, you know, helping a buddy or two out. Because you’re all about helping, right?
Wow! Only you, CB would/could address how we ALL think when using public restrooms. You’ve provided us all a valuable service.
I’m not poo shy. If I have to go, I go. Stall placement, courtesy distance, singing, evac noises, don’t cross my radar. I’m there to do a job. It’s a TOILET people, not a spa.
Pee shy? I’m the poster boy.
from “handicapable” to “cripple with a crutch?”
wow.
as for silence…totally agreed. i will wait until all is clear to let rip.
just the way it is.
btw…you could not be cuter.
personally….i think everyone should sit when they pee. it eliminates the splash factor and dribblers that you’re referring to.
it just makes for good housekeeping!
First. Let me congratulate you on your encyclopedic knowledge of slang for evacuation. I do feel compelled to point out that you left out one of my all time favorites, “pinch a loaf”. I also have to agree with dead robot. They could be choreographing the Rockettes in there, I could care less. I am on a mission, I just drop my load and move on. I’m not pee shy either. Better out than in as we used to say, back in Vermont.
I was cracking up!!! HOW TRUE! OMG you are funny … and you get hotter every time I watch one of you videos. Love the no shirt…
Only a scat lover could make such a fine Public Service Announcement.
I think the doors should be off all stalls.
By all means, flush twice. We need the water down here in TX.
You have the cutest shit-eating grin. Especially when you say “cripple”.
Nilla please! You must have used a slang dictionary to come up with all those slang references to shit. Hilarious video!!!
Mark
My husband has to sit down to piss, because he has a PA piercing…
I totally agree about “shit particles” Not many people think of that. They’re like “oh it’s just a smell..”
Yeah, but shit is all up in your sinuses, Ew.