Li’l Bastard Comix Friday
July 11, 2008Last week there were quite a few good entries in my opinion. There was a tie for second place between Add-mmm and Evilganome with their suggestions being respectively the following:
“It’s your turn to change Grandma’s Depends” and “Yeah, like you’ve never masturbated on the sofa!”
But last week’s challenge winner came from Dead Robot:
It’s short, harsh, misogynistic, and to the point. Just as I image the sex is in the Keane household!
And now for my week’s installments:
And now, once again… it’s time for “YOU fill in the Caption!” Here’s this week’s challenge:
Alright. In tonight’s hot action 3 way, I want to wear the “Fifi the Naughty Maid” outfit!
“No… but how’s about we go SHRIMPING instead?”
“Dad! You have to try this! Her hand is ALL THE WAY IN!”
“But Daddy, I’d rather take a bath with YOU than with Sis.”
On a totally unrelated topic… my neighbor just bought a (slightly used) Mini convertible. Yellow. Which I will get to see everytime I walk the dog. As if I don’t have enough fuel for my cb cyber crush.
Mark
“Dad, seriously, which of us is tighter?”
deadrobot’s mind went to exactly the same place as mine. Hmmm. Good sign.
“Dad, since Dolly always gags EVERY time you two 69, can she have the balls and I have the shaft? PLEASSEEE???
daddy, we just finished clipping the gerbil’s toenails like you wanted. so can we start our play date now?
Damn… Gooster beat me to it. Now I’ll have to ponder some…
“Dad, Dolly says for an extra hundred she’ll do us both at the same time.”
I wish I could come up with a caption but I cannot, I’m just terrible. I will have to sleep on it.
“I now have to keep a tampon in my ass-hole because of you!”
or
“She put a tampon in the dog’s asshole!”
That’s what I came up with after resting. Writing is tough.
Deadrobot’s comment made me laugh out loud! Here we go…
“Mommy said you like otters, too! Can we get one, PLEEEASE?”
“Mommy said that she wants Morrie’s chocolate. Now who am I meant to fuck?”
75 gay sex ads, and you still ended up with us!
Um… Daddy? That paper is upside down.
“Dolly says her middle name is Levitra ’cause she gives you an erection that lasts four hours.”