I don’t know much…
June 26, 2008… but I know I love yoooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooou.
I’m in total lust with Pete Kuzak.
When people ask me what “my type” is, this is pretty much the image that forms in my head. Notice I didn’t say “the type that I can actually GET” or “the type that I like that will give me the time of day”. No, Petey simply embodies my type as far as my ‘ideal man’ is concerned.
I call him Petey because that’s how close we are. In my head.
The fur! The muscles! The cheeky smile! My god… the ’stache!!! And his 5 o’clock shadow makes my knees buckle. Pete Kuzak is just ridiculously hot. He’s lumberjack hot. He’s “Tom of Finland” hot!
I’ve written a special “Sexy Stud Senryu” just for him:
Sexy Stud Senryu # SEX
Dear Mister Kuzak,
Of course I’ll let you do that!
Fuck me in half… NOW!
Is that armband on the RIGHT??? Is he a bottom?!?!? Nah. I’m choosing to believe that the image was accidently flipped in processing (or taken with a fucking iSight camera on a Mac), and that the armband is really on the left.
I’m also choosing to believe the following about my Petey:
- loves rollercoasters
- favorite book is The Great Gatsby
- “gets” drum and bugle corps
- handy around the house
- loves giving backrubs
- plays the piano
- rides a motorcycle
- only weakness is chocolate
- loves watching romantic comedies
- has millions of dollars
In my mind he also loves not-so-built, average-looking guys who are deeply, madly, hopelessly in lust with him and who will do absolutely anything to make him happy. Yes, even that. AND that. Daily. With reckless abandon.
Right now I’m planning a lovely California wedding for the two of us. I’ve already started a gift registry at Target… just fyi. Everything will be ready to go in a moment’s notice– once Pete discovers who I am and realizes that he’s madly in love with me, too.
You’re all invited to the ceremony, of course. And the reception to follow will feature many of Pete’s “Colt Studios” friends. It’s going to be brills, I tell you… BRILLS!
I’ll be taking his name; ck has a lovely ring to it, no?
P.S. Definitely NSFW pics can be viewed HERE! Just in case you are interested in my future husband’s naughty bits! I know ya are… and it’s worth a visit!
Sorry, cb, I’d love to comment but COLT men Mitch Branson and Luke Garrett are coming into the office today and tomorrow and I need to fluf–I mean, I need to get ready for their arrival.
Don’t let the wrong-arm armband dissuade you, buddy. In the bad old days I used to wear one only and, periodically, make a switch every time I drained my bladder. Nothing proves the utter humourlessness of leather hags more than how pissed they get by messing with their rigid notions of which position you’re gonna be playing.
Which, of course, makes it all worthwhile.
I read somewhere that he now runs a small landscape design place and was featured on HGTV’s “Landscapers Challenge.” I don’t recall if he won the challenge or not.
Get back, bitch – that’s my man. We is gonna have us one Dynasty-style smackdown in a lilly pond over my boy, do you hear me? But, considering its you, I’m willing to share. I’m up for it if you are…
The armband means nothing because once he realizes he adores you he’ll turn top with nary a bat of this eyelashes.
I had to get to a non-work computer to Google for “Porn Star Pete Kuzak Landscape Designer” but I found this:
http://technorati.com/videos/youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzT2kMZmMaCU
I wonder what he looks like NOW. Those pix are from the 90s…
Nevermind. I just looked at the link Thom posted. Still very nice. Still doable. Or as rg would say, still very much “swallow worthy.”
You have a beautiful singing voice!
Well, I don’t like him very much, but I like your blog, very nice work!
Oh, dear cb, (I mean, ck), you are claiming the man who has starred in many a nocturnal fantasy of mine. I’ve been lovin’ Petey since those pictures were taken, definitely back in the 90s. He embodies all of the hyper-masculinity that makes you and me weak in the knees. Good choice!
Oh, and please make it a Sept wedding. I just love Sept weddings.
Mark
Pete Kuzak is THE ideal man. Just the thought of him makes me even gayer than I already am.
Is RG going to be the flower girl at the wedding? Oh God, I just pictured that in my mind and it wasn’t pretty. I have to go soak my brain in bleach now.
Thom…. that’s the same guy???? good god…
Note to self:
Stop by video store on way home…Pete Kuzak…K-U-Z-A-K.
Not my type, but I can certainly appreciate diversity in taste. On seventh glance, maybe I need to broaden my horizons a bit… Somehow, Target is NOT where I thought you’d have your gift registry…their leather department is pretty minimal.
Not your type?!?! Are you str8!?!?!? LOL
Your wish list seems reasonable, but good luck with that drum and bugle corps thing, sweetie!
Remember that video post you did about Bears and how there’s no such thing as a “Muscle Bear”?
Oh and btw, I have a t-shirt with his autograph on it, which he signed while I was still wearing it.
I have a shit load of pictures of this guy too! I have always wanted him to fuck my brains out! And them fuck them out again and again and again! I guess I got straight to the point there!
Oh my God. Definitely worth dying (or killing) for. Watch out bitches.
No need to thank me for the introduction to your future hubby — it was my pleasure…
Since it’s a free world, *I* choose to believe that the armband’s on the right, and that that’s intentional. Especially after that butt shot. *boing*
… Tell you what: you marry him, I’ll be your best man, and we’ll make a spit-roast sandwich thing after the ceremony. Yes? 