Here are my little gems for today. Hope you enjoy. If you don’t you can eat my butt out with a fork, assholes.
(I’m in a very “Heathers” place today)
(for the less Family Circus initiated, Barfy is/was the name of the Family’s dog)
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I’m waiting for the day you get the cease and desist letter from Bill Keane’s lawyers. In the meantime, they’re all great today! I especially like 2, 3 & 5.
Ha! You said clitoris. So, what’s a “Heather mood” like? You have the strange urge to spike someones juice with Draino??
What did you have for breakfast this morning, Jason… a BRAIN TUMOR?
I merely thought my “eat my butt out with a fork” sounded vaguely heatherish
Dolly gets more action than I do!
I’m STILL laughing! I was walking to my doctor’s office, which oddly, is across the street from the Chicago Steamworks so #4 was extra funny!
You’re so funny!
You have reached new heights of snarkyness (?sp). This is your best work. LOL.
This WAS a good day for you. Hate to say it, but #3 is almost too true to be funny..not that *I* would ever… (yeah, right.)
These were great!! I especially liked the last one about Paris.
loving the steamworks comment
I always love your Family Circus “revamps”! Dolly is one “hot tranny mess”.
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I’m waiting for the day you get the cease and desist letter from Bill Keane’s lawyers. In the meantime, they’re all great today! I especially like 2, 3 & 5.
Ha! You said clitoris.
So, what’s a “Heather mood” like? You have the strange urge to spike someones juice with Draino??
What did you have for breakfast this morning, Jason… a BRAIN TUMOR?
I merely thought my “eat my butt out with a fork” sounded vaguely heatherish
Dolly gets more action than I do!
I’m STILL laughing! I was walking to my doctor’s office, which oddly, is across the street from the Chicago Steamworks so #4 was extra funny!
You’re so funny!
You have reached new heights of snarkyness (?sp). This is your best work. LOL.
This WAS a good day for you. Hate to say it, but #3 is almost too true to be funny..not that *I* would ever… (yeah, right.)
These were great!! I especially liked the last one about Paris.
loving the steamworks comment
I always love your Family Circus “revamps”! Dolly is one “hot tranny mess”.