Euphemisms for ‘Fucking’
March 24, 2008
It ain’t just a town in Austria!
Well, I haven’t done one of these in awhile. And until my creative juices get flowing again, this will just have to do. Please feel free to add your favorite colorful phrase to the bunch:
EUPHEMISMS FOR “FUCKING”
Doin’ it
Doin’ the nasty
bumping fuzz
bumping uglies
grinding grodies
screwing
nailing
hammering
pounding
drilling
‘caulking’
laying pipe
pile drivin’ (double-entendre for anal sex)
slamming
slipping the sausage (to)
riding the baloney pony
riding the hobby horse
riding the love machine
afternoon delight
making love
makin’ da sexy
having sex
having a ‘conjugal’
copulating
coitus
making the beast with two backs
humping
humpin’ and pumpin’
pump-n-dump
kum-n-go
spurt-n-split
tapping it (or ‘dat’)
hitting it
jumpin’ on the meat trampoline
makin’ babies
plantin’ seed
partin’ the red sea
givin’ him (or her) a squirt
givin’ him (or her) the hot beef injection
takin’ his (or her) temp with the meat thermometer
having “mommy and daddy” time
Goin’ to the ‘drive in’
horizontal mambo
gettin’ bizaaay
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
Batter dip the cranny ax
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Marinate the nether rod
Power drill the yippee bog
Pressure wash the quiver bone
Cannonball the fiddle cove
and my fave…..
Bobbin’ on Bobo
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
Batter dip the cranny ax
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Marinate the nether rod
Power drill the yippee bog
Pressure wash the quiver bone
Cannonball the fiddle cove
these are all stolen from the bloodhound gang song “foxtrot uniform charlie kilo”….way to steal joetohell
Ridin’ the skin bus to tuna town.
Well shit, why not just add “taking a slow boat to ‘gina”?
I always liked the Southern term of simply “relations”.
I did forget about “cleavin’ the beaver” too
I did forget about “cleavin’ the beaver” too. Or better yet: Beaver cleavin’.
Pounding out the veal
Pinch and squeal
Sexin’
Poke
Prod
Putting on your sea legs
Having a tea party
Romp
LOL! We say “having mommy and daddy time” to our kids!!! No joke!
A lot of these are new to me. What a hoot.
Ooo- I think I also forgot “scroggin’”
And “slap and tickle”…
i think we might be a tad bit obsessed.
Butt-rustling, bone-smuggling, fur-trading, poop-stabbing, the butthole pleasures, and sodomy.
Slow blog day, eh?
My brother used to say he was polishing the floor.
and now you know where drillnhammer came from
spooge churnin’
Don’t forget the British term of “Having it off”.
Gettin’ jiggy (wit it)
Time for a vitamin S shot!
sowing
ploughing
porking (we are porking) or Pork (Did you pork her?)
parting the beef curtains
stirring the porridge (this one is generally confined to a slut as you are stirring someone elses deposit!)
Give her one
Slip her a length
Give her a ride on the gravy train
Get laid
Shag
Bone
Rut (did you rut her last night?)
Smash the granny out of her
Deposit the baby gravy
Enter the axe wound
Chocolate speedway riding (anal)
Rear gunner (anal)
Taking the dirt track (anal)