P.I.S. Infomertial #1
March 2, 2008Ok, this is MSFW (marginally safe for work). I don’t think I swear too much (if at all), but the subject matter may be questionable for those in earshot. So headphones, please.
Or not. Your choice.
This is my first attempt at using my Mac for a video, and my first youtube post. Plus it may give you more insight into that crazy creature who is… cb.
So without further ado, I bring you my first Information Series post.
you could not be more adorable or more hysterical than right now.
i would imagine you’re going to get about 17 marriage proposals now that everyone has actually heard your voice.
BTW, my first ever was in the pro series and it hurt like hellapain
Go Starters! (Starter Plus on a good day!) Woot!
I love to be categorized!
And the bangs – they be rocking!
This will be my last official comment about the bangs…
You could do a whole line of gay infomercials…
How about Poppers and You, or Bubble Buts and You, and Threeways and You.
Video suits you well.
This is like the gospel. My first (buttsex boyfriend, as you so eloquently put it) was a Challenge+. I’m surprised I didn’t run into your friend in the ER!
i can see how one can be a “starter plus” or “everyday plus” ….
but what if you are JUST shy of the next category? can you be a “pro-series minus”?????
No, I’m sorry. You can only be a category PLUS. You MUST list as the undercategory… no “inflating” your member importance by using the upper category.
I–like many others now, no doubt–am in love.
The first video post about penises. I knew I liked you for some reason.
I never have to lie about my dick size, or weight or age on-line (By ManHunt standards in age I’m categorized as dead)I have pics – no confusion or surprises when you finally meet-up.
BTW, sexy voice. I on the other hand sound like a munchkin.
This topic fits with the title of your blog perfectly.
I think the “Starter” category should have a different name. Otherwise, my husband is going to be getting fucked by a “Starter” penis for the rest of his life.
No more comment whoring for you, sexy.
You are going to get them in spades today, methinks.
And I’m guessing more than half will proclaim your sexiness and ask for your hand (and sundry other parts) in marriage.
That’s sort of PBS meets Oprah. Very educational. I’m glad to you explained the whole plus size thing. Though I always think the XXXS clothing labels are deceptive. Shouldn’t it be “Even smaller than small” or such? It also always amuses me that on Saturdays at the bargain room of Union Square stores it’s the XXXS guys going through the XXXL racks for 80% off bargains. Envy, I guess.
Well, you know clothing size is subjective. A Banana Republic XXXL is like a Gap L.
Very nicely done CB! So glad we can finally see you in 3-D and with vocals too!
Can you give a speech about leather next? Or perhaps a Jiggy Dance challenge with me?
CB – just remember when you’re famous that you had a loyal following…your original homies, or homos…whatever.
“Lie within your category” – words to live by. LMAO. You rock.
Very informative and entertaining. You are so cute and sexy! More please.
Mark
Hey CB… Are you grading on a curve? Zing!
Accompanying pictures would have been nice.
wow. your voice sounds totally different (melodic almost) than in real life. i dig.
also, i love how you worked in your “i feel love” good job on the first post.
Great post…a star is born!
You can retire the stink face, or at least put it into long-term storage now.
Don’t give up on the girth, though…how about a simple Sausage Scale, you know…Ball Park Frank, Bratwurst, and, umm, Braunschweiger?
If this is a gratuitous attempt to make your readers fall in love with you, it’s totally working.
omigawd! everything i ever needed to learn about my gay life i just learned here.
you should totally be paid for your services…er, um…yeah…
Look at you! Max Headroom has nothing on ya!
You’re too adorable.
my first buttseks boyfriend was a Challenge. I didn’t end up in the ER but the notion did cross my mind more than once.
PS I want your hair.
CB….thanks for this public service. I honestly think you should do this in High Schools around the nation…for the young gay boys (and cheerleaders).
I noticed that the minimum range for the starter was zero. Can you still be considered to have a penis at zero… and if a tree falls in the woods with no one around…?