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Random Saturday

January 19, 2008

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Drowsy and bored at work on Friday afternoon. Can you tell I just put lip balm on?

So far I’m doing ok on my New Year’s Resolutions. I have paid off all my credit card debt. I actually don’t think I have any outstanding debt (other than car payments) which is ultra cool. And I’m getting my piano tuned today. Here is a pic of him in action:

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As you can plainly see– he is NOT hot. So absolutely NO chance of hot-piano-tuner-bending-me-over-and-fucking-the-brahms-out-of-me today. (Oh, and in case you were wondering… tuners are never hot).

And as far as the weight loss– well, I must get serious about that. I’ve been under the weather lately (I swear it was bronchitis), so its been difficult to force myself to do cardio. But here’s hoping I can get in gear.

Speaking of gears…

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My first car- a 1976 Datsun 200SX. Silver with black interior. Five speed manual transmission, Clarion stereo system with kickin’ bass. It was a damn zippy little car. It was also the car in which I learned to take drive a stick (hmm, not much better the second way).

The fucked up thing about the transmission on these babies was that it was a dog-leg gear box. This means that Reverse was up and to the left (above 1st gear) which is different than most vehicles (except racecars). So I was naturally fearful of accidently shifting into Reverse from 1st gear.

I got the hang of working the stick eventually.

One thing I remember most about the car is that when my Dad first got it we would go out driving in it.  Bomb around and stuff.  On occasion, Donna Summer’s “I Feel Love” would come on the radio and we would crank that bitch!  That Clarion stereo was actually decent, and the parts in the song that shifted from speaker to speaker were flippin’ awesome.

Yeah, I was gay back then too, I guess.  And my Dad isn’t… hmmm.

While in High School- I became a “Road&Track” guy. I lusted after cars– but not American cars. Nope, I was a Euroboy; I loved Lotus and Porsche and Ferrari and Lamborghini and BMW and the list goes on and on. But somewhat in my price range (or my parent’s price range) was this beauty:

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This is the car that I WANTED in high school– a Renault R5 Turbo. And I still want one. The things are fucking cool– like MINIs on steroids. If you look closely, you can see that its basically a beefed up LeCar. LOVE it! The flared and vented rear fenders and fat tires are totally bitchin’!

13 comments

  1. Whoa! What a great pic of you!!

    Your new nickname: His Hotness.

    And I agree, piano tuners are never hot. Never. No exception.


  2. Very nice pic of you… so pretty… mmmmmm


  3. Damn, you are HOT.

    I vote for “sexy pic Saturdays”.


  4. Wow, that ain’t no Suzy Chapstick you have on, you’re a high end girl!

    You are working the hotness there. I love Salt n Peppa (not the band).

    …And “Fuckin the Brahms out of me”, is the funniest shit I heard today– besides Kyle saying he wanted to go see “27 Dresses”. Thanks!


  5. Woo Hoo! Hubba Hubba! Very nice pic. :D


  6. 3 things:

    1) that is a great pic of you.
    2) cb wanted to see 27 dresses. i was in the cloverfield camp. that said, now that we’ve seen cloverfield, i need to see 27 dresses just to get the taste out of my mouth.
    3) suzy chapstick it def. ain’t


  7. I’ve not seen a piano tuner in a long time but remember them being down right spooky as a kid. Based on that top picture, you are no piano tuner.


  8. I’ve been thinking about doing a car post…you’ve inspired me.

    And that’s a very cute pic of you, Mr. CB. In the immortal words of our frenzied youth today, “I’d hit it.”


  9. [...] Cars I Have Owned Posted in Cars by voenixrising on January 21st, 2008 Great minds must think alike. Earlier today I had been thinking about writing a “Cars I Have Owned” post. Imagine my surprise when I ran across CB’s latest! [...]


  10. My God–you have the sexiest lips I’ve ever seen!


  11. Yes, my collagen-filled labia were voted most likey to use an entire Bonnie Bell Giant Rootbeer Chapstick.


  12. You be Luscious. Quite kissable I’m sure.


  13. Sexy pic of you! Sorry the tuner wasn’t hot. When I was a teenager I wanted a Plymouth Arrow. Badly.

    Mark :-)



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