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New meaning to “header” picture

October 25, 2007

So evidently there was some confusion as to what exactly was being depicted in my header picture.

Its a picture of a sculpted rendition of Britney Spears giving birth to her first child, Sean Preston.  I can tell that a bunch of fags read my blog, as hardly any of you recognized a woman’s hoo-haw when you saw it.  Perhaps I would have had better luck if it was a sculpture of a man pushing out a japanese glass fishnet float….

But I digress.

The statue, by Daniel Edwards, depicts Brit-Brit squirting out her first puppy while crouched on a bearskin rug.  Here is a picture of the front:

britneyspears-front.jpg

The title of the work?  Monument to Pro-Life:  The Birth of Sean Preston.

Now, I’m hoping that the artist has a mordant and twisted sense of humor (much like most artists) and titled his work with tongue firmly planted in-cheek.  Because never was the pro-choice argument made more clearly than with Britney and her two charming little ‘mistakes’.

Hell, even the Pope has come out and said that these kids would’ve been better off being aborted and cast into Purgatory.

9 comments

  1. My previous comment holds. :)


  2. I’d like to request a change of header asap…

    Also, you’ve been tagged:

    http://cleverlyfoolish.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-confess.html


  3. I think if he wanted it to be a true representation of la Brit, he should’ve had a pony tail on the side of her head and a bag of Cheet-Os and a Mountain Dew in front of her…


  4. from the front, it could be the CONCEPTION of that child

    or, as i call him, corky. he does look like corky…


  5. The first time I saw your header I studied it for a while before figuring out what it was. The perspective and creative cropping mask the nature of the piece (pun not necessarily intended). Being a straight woman, I am not familiar with this view of a “woman’s hoo-haw.” My hoo-haw, however, is a dick-a-holic. Perhaps that‘s why I sympathize so much with gay men. We adore the same sorts of pleasures. And WTF? Why did Daniel Edwards feel the world needed this particular sculpture? Did he have to get the monkey off his back???

    Interesting photo for a gay man’s blog, really.


  6. I can’t find the words…


  7. Haven’t we seen enough of Britney down below. You’re just making matters worse. And like Java said, does the world really need this?


  8. This position makes me think of a cow giving birth in a barn.


  9. Well, now I know what to look at if I ever want to stop eating altogether.



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