A real ‘____’ for art

So this teacher is suing his ex-school because he was dismissed after a youtube video surfaced of him making his ‘art’.  The gist is that he sort of takes “finger painting” to a whole new level.  You can view the story here.  I happen to like his stuff, but then again I have a real nose for art.

Here’s a pic of his most popular series:  Tulips.

Just in case you didn’t read the linked story- the man makes his art by wearing a thong, applying paint to his ass and then pressing it to the canvas.

In the above piece, I’m particularly impressed by the ’stamens’- which he made using a separate part of his anatomy which just happened to be well suited to mimic the structure he was trying to create.  Quite impressive really.  (Mmmmm– paint-y….)

Now, I had a whole riff on stigmas and pistils and stamens to go right here.  But nobody does it better, I think, than the biology class of Grease II.  Oh Mr. Hunter– what were you thinking?  Were you thinking “if Michelle can do this and not burn in cinematic hell, so can I?”